A man was hiking in Snowdonia when he met a Farmer who dressed him in Welsh.
"I'm sorry I don't speak Welsh", said the hiker, "although I do understand some of it".
"Ah" said the Farmer pointing to his sheepdog. "So does he".
The farmer then told the hiker he should not be walking alone in such a landscape.
"That's alright" said the Hiker, "I've got a map"."Ah said the farmer, "but it doesn't show mist and fog on a map".
Just before the Scottish Referendum Mis Mctavish a Perth Schoolteacher and just committed Unionist asked her infant class what had happened that Weekend.
"Please Miss", said Stuart "My dog just had puppies and they are all for the Union and against Independence".
A week later she asked the class again for news
"Please Miss " said Stuart "Our dogs puppies are now all for Independence".
"But you said last week that they were all for the Union and against Independence". cried Ms Mctavish.
"Yes", said "Stuart "But their eyes are open now"