Tuesday 17 August 2010

Tony Blair meets St Peter.

Tony Blair at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter is manning the Pearly Gates and is on the phone to God.




St Peter: “Lord, I’ve got Tony Blair outside he wants to come in”.

God: “Blair! Of course he can’t come in. He’s responsible for thousands of deaths and brought misery to millions”.

St Peter: “But Lord, He says he gave the royalties of his memoirs to the British Legion. It was a great deal of money Lord”.

God: “Look we don’t do and never have done indulgences. You can’t buy your way in here”. Sighs “OK give him a check for six million pounds and tell him to go to Hell.

Tony Blair's eventual destination

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