Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Tony Blair meets St Peter.

Tony Blair at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter is manning the Pearly Gates and is on the phone to God.

St Peter: “Lord, I’ve got Tony Blair outside he wants to come in”.

God: “Blair! Of course he can’t come in. He’s responsible for thousands of deaths and brought misery to millions”.

St Peter: “But Lord, He says he gave the royalties of his memoirs to the British Legion. It was a great deal of money Lord”.

God: “Look we don’t do and never have done indulgences. You can’t buy your way in here”. Sighs “OK give him a check for six million pounds and tell him to go to Hell.

Tony Blair's eventual destination

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