A secret dossier has revealed that after Brexit a large number of Tory MPs are seeking to split away from Theresa May's party and create a new Party.
Called the Feudal Party it will be led by Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees Mogg.
A Spokesman (None of that person nonsense said that the party will seek to establish the natural order of government .
It will include
The Abolition of the House of Commons, Life Peers will now sit and Hereditary in the Commons to be renamed House of the talented.
The franchise will be removed from anyone earning less than £150,000 a year as it is clear they are the only ones that can be trusted not to Tax "the entrepreneurs" and wealth makers.
Women will also lose the franchise , but it is expected their wives will preform a vital roll in running the charities that will take over a new health service and the welfare state.
All other parties will be abolished together with Trade Unions though a number of new Guilds will be created to include Scientists and other essential personne.
Elections will consist of those who are allowed to vote approving legislation when there is nit a clear majority in either house.
Though it will still be made clear.
Latin to be essential for all senior government appointees as it is clear from Mr Johnson and Rees Mogg that this proves they are the most intelligent in their mastery of the language.
Unemployment benefit will largely be abolished with people who are not in full employment being drafted to work in the sort of industry that our former Europeam Guests worked at Fruit Picking, Hospitality that sought of thing.
The Scottish Parliament , Welsh Assembly, Northern Ireland Assembly will be Abolished and an appointed Governor including England will fomr a cabinet in each nation it is hoped that Baron Elis-Thomas, of Nant Conwy will accept the post in Wales. (Nominations for Scotland anyone?)
The former Republic of Ireland will be expected to rejoin the UK if it wants to join in the wealth we will enjoy after Brexit.
Similarly embers of the Commonwealth will join in the Second British Empire which in five years will rival the USA, Russia and China as a major supper power.
A spokesman for Mr (soon to be Lord( Rees Mogg said).
"We anticipate that the vast majority of the British public recognising the natural superiority of those who have the sort of Education , Ihas at Eton will vote or what could be the last time to re-establish the natural order ans the third verse of All things bright and beautiful tells us".
Called the Feudal Party it will be led by Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees Mogg.
A Spokesman (None of that person nonsense said that the party will seek to establish the natural order of government .
It will include
The Abolition of the House of Commons, Life Peers will now sit and Hereditary in the Commons to be renamed House of the talented.
The franchise will be removed from anyone earning less than £150,000 a year as it is clear they are the only ones that can be trusted not to Tax "the entrepreneurs" and wealth makers.
Women will also lose the franchise , but it is expected their wives will preform a vital roll in running the charities that will take over a new health service and the welfare state.
All other parties will be abolished together with Trade Unions though a number of new Guilds will be created to include Scientists and other essential personne.
Elections will consist of those who are allowed to vote approving legislation when there is nit a clear majority in either house.
Though it will still be made clear.
It's your Count that Votes
Latin to be essential for all senior government appointees as it is clear from Mr Johnson and Rees Mogg that this proves they are the most intelligent in their mastery of the language.
Unemployment benefit will largely be abolished with people who are not in full employment being drafted to work in the sort of industry that our former Europeam Guests worked at Fruit Picking, Hospitality that sought of thing.
The Scottish Parliament , Welsh Assembly, Northern Ireland Assembly will be Abolished and an appointed Governor including England will fomr a cabinet in each nation it is hoped that Baron Elis-Thomas, of Nant Conwy will accept the post in Wales. (Nominations for Scotland anyone?)
The former Republic of Ireland will be expected to rejoin the UK if it wants to join in the wealth we will enjoy after Brexit.
Similarly embers of the Commonwealth will join in the Second British Empire which in five years will rival the USA, Russia and China as a major supper power.
A spokesman for Mr (soon to be Lord( Rees Mogg said).
"We anticipate that the vast majority of the British public recognising the natural superiority of those who have the sort of Education , Ihas at Eton will vote or what could be the last time to re-establish the natural order ans the third verse of All things bright and beautiful tells us".
"The rich man in his castle,
The poor man at his gate,
God made them high and lowly,
And ordered their estate".
1 comment:
Sorry glyn that programme is way too Liberal for Jacob rees mogg, so I'm guessing this is an April fool. But all the best April fool's feature a kernel of truth, yours being dafydd el becoming England's governor General in wales.
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