Here are some the funniest tweets on the subject.
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For the attention of participants in the
Afternoon tea will be served at the left side of the battlefield at 4pm

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My dearest Martha,

The field is lost. The enemy has taken both our fish and our chips. The white pudding is even yet in peril and the seagulls harry the fallen. I have arranged for my remains to be returned home. Bury me at Pumpherston.

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The worst thing about the will be when Dan Snow and Neil Oliver turn up with film crews.

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Party - Time & date to be arranged. Dress as you please, pitchforks, broadswords and torches are optional. 🎈🎈🎈

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McBots sighted heading down A9 in latest development! As local rumours come to light to suggest Munlochy has been occupied by rival McBots all the latest updates @BBCScotlandNews

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Just lost my dad and brother in the . My garrison managed to take Stirling, but the cost was high.

So much pain. So much devastation. Lol.

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Little does he know we have him surrounded by our garrisons in Glenrothes, Rosyth and Falkland. We’ll be swooping in his positions any minute now and we’re armed to the goddamn teeth with tubes of primula!

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The dug is scunnered, petrified by sounds of grenades, shellfire, from the raging in Linlithgow Main Street. I can hardly hear my Corries records for the racket! 😡

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BREAKING NEWS: Two opposing groups on @theSNP canvassers crossed paths this evening in Maryhill. "After you", said the leader of the first faction. "No, you go first", replied the chieftain of the second, "We insist".

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I can see the headlines now. leads to square sausage shortage.
Mutton pie hoarding to be a criminal offence.
Scottish government rations Irn Bru.
Friendly fire incidents because both sides are flying the saltire

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I heard there's a ceasefire at midnight
If anyone's up for a game of football

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Tea time snack of Bridie and beans courtesy of Stephen's the Bakers in Dunfermline for those involved in.....

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Boy in pub says he's not wanting to get too involved in the Salmond allegations 'till he has more information but understands why folk are donating to the crowdfunder, some other guy replied that he had donated but respects that point of view. Tense as fuck in here.

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Little does he know we have him surrounded by our garrisons in Glenrothes, Rosyth and Falkland. We’ll be swooping in his positions any minute now and we’re armed to the goddamn teeth with tubes of primula! https://twitter.com/doad1077/status/1035599293023965184 
I’m taking a side! One side of the SNP is on one side & the other side of the SNP is on the other side. Once the first side has moved over to the other side and the other side has moved over to my side (which is now the other side) we can now decide.